Chronicling the Absurd

Temporal Regression Analysis

Revisit the past with our patented Temporal Regression Analysis technique, designed to uncover the root of your existential dread.

Our team of expert time-traveling therapists will guide you through the annals of your own personal history, identifying pivotal moments that have led you to your current state of crisis.

Don't let the burden of hindsight be your guide. Unleash the power of foresight with Temporal Regression Analysis!