Time Travel Accidents: A Guide to Blockchain Investments

Investing in blockchain technology is a recipe for disaster, especially when combined with time travel. Our team of experts has compiled a list of common time travel accidents that can occur when dealing with blockchain investments.

Accident 1: Double Spending

You send a transaction to buy a coffee in 1920s Paris, but your rival time-traveler steals your funds and buys a baguette instead.

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Accident 2: Temporal Transaction Mismatch

Trying to buy a timeshare in 1950s Miami, but the seller's wallet is on a different timeline.

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Accident 3: Paradoxical Profit

Investing in a company that's about to be founded by a younger version of yourself, but their wallet gets sent to a parallel universe.

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Time Travel Accidents: Blockchain Investments