Temporal Displacement Syndrome: A Guide to Avoiding the Time-Traveling Blues

Causes of TD-Syndrome

Causes:

• Inadequate Time-Space Continuum Insurance
• Unintentional Use of the Chronal Shift
• Unreliable Time-Domain GPS
• Misaligned Time-Traveling Watches

Symptoms:

• Disorientation
• Temporal Fuzziness
• Loss of Temporal Context
• Sudden Onset of Anachronism

Seek immediate medical attention if you experience any of the above symptoms.

What to Do:

If you are experiencing TD-Syndrome, do not attempt to travel through time. Seek shelter in a nearby chrono-safe zone or contact your local time-travel insurance agent for assistance.

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