Welcome, adventurer, to the Chrono-Center for Temporal Safety and Efficiency! Are you tired of the usual time-traveling risks? Do you want to minimize the chances of becoming a human-sicle in the timestream? Look no further! Our team of expert chrono-insurance agents are here to help.
Thermite Gun - Our top-of-the-line choice for the most discerning time-traveler. A blast from this puppy will leave your enemies... well, not really, but it'll definitely give you an edge.
Chrono-Disco - A stylish solution for the fashionable time-traveler. Our Chrono-Disco policy covers all the risks of getting caught in the 70s and having to dance the Hustle.
Pan-Time Sweater - For the time-traveler on a budget. This policy covers all the risks of getting stuck in the Pan-Temporal Cold.