Time Traveler's Guide to Medieval Mishaps
Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your health, sanity, and social status. Proceed with caution!
Key Terms:
- Feudal Fiasco: A time-traveling catastrophe in which the fabric of reality is torn asunder by the presence of a confused lord.
- Lordling: A noble who has lost all sense of decorum and is now wandering the land in search of a decent ale.
- Castle: A fortified structure built on a hilltop to protect its occupants from the ravages of peasants.
- Vassal: A lowly servant bound to the whims of a lord.
Visit our how-to guide for more information on navigating the treacherous landscape of Feudal Fiasco.
We also recommend consulting our list of war crimes committed during the Feudal Fiasco.
Noteworthy Incidents:
- The Great Peasants' Uprising of 1350 AD: A rebellion sparked by the lordling's inane decisions.
- The Siege of Castle Fiasco: A 40-day battle that left the castle walls in ruins and the lordlings crying.
For more on these and other incidents, see our detailed history of the Feudal Fiasco.