Time Traveler's Insurance Co.

Claim Form 4 (The Great Pizza Mishap)

You were traveling back to the year 1985 to sample the authentic flavors of the 80s, but ended up in the midst of a pizza party in a small Italian restaurant in Brooklyn. You slipped on a puddle of marinara sauce and face-planted into a plate of lasagna. The resulting 3rd degree burns and crippling fear of anchovies are still affecting you today.

Policy Number: TTIC-004

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Policy Details:

Benefit Period: 1-10 years

Payout: Up to $100,000

Maximum Payout per Visit: $50,000

Important Dates:

1985: The incident occurred.
1990: Policyholder's burns were treated, but not fully healed.
2005: Policyholder began experiencing recurring dreams of anchovy-filled nightmares.
2019: Policyholder was forced to abandon their dream of becoming a pizza chef due to lingering fears.