Welcome to the Time Loop Glitch, a temporal aberration so severe, it's a miracle you're here at all.
Current Time Loop Iteration: 427.5 (don't ask me, I'm just a glitch)
You're experiencing a Temporal Displacement Anomaly (TDA), where every 5 minutes, you'll relive the same 30 seconds over and over. Fun!
To survive this Temporal Turbulence, you'll need to consult our expert guides and temporal hacks.
Error 500: Temporal Displacement Anomaly