Are you tired of accidentally turning back into a puddle of goo while trying to visit ancient Egypt?
We're not just talking about any time travel accidents. No, no. We're talking about serious time travel accidents.
Like the time our great-aunt Mildred turned into a chicken and got chased by a pack of wild velociraptors. Or the time our neighbor, Dave, tried to visit the dawn of time and ended up stuck in a loop of repeating the same 5 minutes over and over.
Prevention is key, folks! That's why we've put together this handy guide to help you avoid becoming a Temporal Hazard.
So, without further ado, let's get into it.
Don't get stuck in the ancient past! Learn how to sidestep those pesky time-space vortexes.
Can't get out of the repeating 5 minutes? We feel ya. Learn how to break free from the timestream's grasp.
Not just a myth, folks! Learn how to avoid the fowl play of becoming a bird-brained temporal tourist.