A collection of unfortunate events from throughout the timestream.
In the year 3050, time travelers from the planet Zorgon attempted to introduce a new form of sentient cheese to Earth. Unfortunately, their spaceship malfunctioned and released a massive block of gouda into the atmosphere.
Learn more about the Ancient Egyptian technology that might have contributed to this disaster.
In 1987, a time traveler from the year 3050 attempted to visit his great-grandfather, but ended up stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over for 30 years.
Read about the paradoxical consequences of this event on the local pizza delivery schedule.
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