Time Traveling with Eggplants: The Chrontopian Guide

Warning: Time Traveling with Eggplants is not for the faint of heart (or soul). Proceed with extreme caution.

Table of Contents

1. Eggs and Time Traveling: The Unspoken Rules 2. Time Traveling Eggplant Tales 3. Eggplant Hacks for the Discerning Time Traveler

Time Traveling with Eggplants: A Brief History

It all started with a simple recipe for eggplant parmesan, but things quickly spiralled out of control.

Why Eggplants? Why Not?

Why, you ask, have eggplants been chosen as the premier time travel vessel? The answer, much like the fate of the universe, is a mystery.

The Chrontopian Manifesto

Read the Chrontopian Manifesto

Join the Chrontopian Revolution

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FAQ

What's the deal with the eggplants?

They're the key to our existence, or so we've been told.

What about paradoxes?

We don't talk about paradoxes. That's not our problem.

Can I travel to ancient Egypt with an eggplant?

We don't recommend it. Trust us, you won't enjoy it.

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