Congratulations on attempting to traverse the space-time continuum! However, be warned: time travel is a serious business. Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it, really. One wrong move and you'll be responsible for the downfall of civilizations past, present, and future. Just ask the people of ancient Egypt about that one time someone went back and gave them the concept of cat cafes.
Learn about the dangers of paradoxes
Don't go back and kill your own grandfather. It's a classic move that's only good for one thing: getting yourself killed in a hail of bullets.
Learn about the dangers of paradoxes (seriously, don't do it)
It's not just you, it's not justประก the universe. Time dilation is a real thing, and it's about to mess with your head. Imagine having to explain to your friends why you look 30 years older than they do. "I've been stuck in a time loop, okay?" won't cut it.
Read about the side effects of time dilation
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