Phase 1, Step 3: The Agony of Existence

Welcome to Phase 1, Step 3 of the Wheel of Progress! You've made it this far, but don't get too comfortable, because things are about to get real.

We've been trapped in this existential loop for what feels like an eternity. The wheel of progress is a cruel joke, but hey, at least the views are great from up here.

On the bright side, we've made it to Phase 1, Step 3! We've survived the initial shock of being a sentient being in a meaningless universe. Now, on to the next challenge: facing the abyss that stares back at us every morning when we wake up.

But don't worry, it gets worse. Much worse.