Welcome to Chronoitems 2.0, where the art of time travel is taken to new heights... and depths.
In this latest iteration of our esteemed toilet technology, we've managed to pack more punch, more punchline, and more punch-drunk into each and every one of our Chronoitems.
Whether you're looking to attend the signing of the Magna Carta, the first moon landing, or simply to experience the thrill of using a toilet that's been retrofitted with a flux capacitor, we've got you covered.
Our Chronoitems 2.0 come in three models:
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental Chronoitem 4: The Time Traveler's Worst Nightmare. Click here to proceed with caution.
Stay tuned for more updates, including but not limited to: