Chrono-Miscellaneous Alarms

The Time-Space Continuum is collapsing.

Please report to the nearest dimensional vortex for further instructions.

The coffee machine has reached critical levels of emptiness.

Please replenish with coffee beans of sufficient quantum-entanglement.

A rogue time-traveler has been detected in sector 4.

Please contain and debrief the temporal agent.

The universe is running low on snacks.

Please replenish with cosmic sustenance or risk catastrophic consequences.