Welcome to Foodcritic, where we sort through the galaxy's most questionable edibles. Today, we're looking at...Eggsalad, the breakfast staple that's more like, "I give up, what's for lunch?".
Click here for our review of Eggsalad.
Or maybe you'd like to see what we think about Krillcake, the aquatic dessert that'll make you question your life choices.
Click here for that travesty of a review.
Disclaimer: Foodcritic is not actually a thing, and we're not actually nutritionists. We're just pretending to be, in a world where the line between fact and fiction is blurred, like the horizon on a cloudy day.