What's a Chronoquake?
It's that weird feeling when time is going too fast, too slow, or just plain wonky. Symptoms include:
- Time appears to be stretching like a piece of taffy
- Your sense of time is constantly shifting like a kaleidoscope
- Every day feels like Groundhog Day, but without Bill Murray
- You're convinced time is made of cheese, and it's all melting
Don't worry, it's just a minor annoyance. Unless you're a chronoquake sufferer. Then, it's a full-blown disaster.
For more information, check out our Diagnosis page, or our Management page for ways to cope.
What can I do about it?
- Practice time-travel, but only for short periods
- Try eating more cheese (but not too much, or you'll turn into a gouda
- Learn to appreciate the present moment (or just take a time-out)
- Become a professional time-traveler and get paid for it
And if all else fails, consult our consultant for a time-traveler's advice.