Chronos-chronos Paradoxes: Where Time is a Joke

Welcome to Chronos-chronos Paradoxes, where the laws of time are more like suggestions. We've got paradoxes, contradictions, and a healthy dose of confusion.

The Grandfather Paradox The Twin Past Paradox The Paradox Emporium (Coming Soon)

The Grandfather Paradox

You know the one where you're a time traveler and you go back in time and kill your own grandfather before he has kids. That's a real doozy. But don't worry, our paradox-solving experts (aka, the guy who just made this website) are on it.

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The Twin Past Paradox

You're walking down the street, minding your own business, when suddenly you see a mirror image of yourself walking towards you. But this isn't just any mirror image - it's your past self. And not just any past self - it's the one who ate the last slice of pizza.

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The Paradox Emporium

Our prophets are still figuring out what this one means, but we're pretty sure it involvesækjdfhgsdklfhgsdfh

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