Chronos Splitter Watch

Welcome to the Time-Traveling Timely Watch!

This is not just a watch, it's a time-traveling, reality-bending, chrono-disrupting device. It splits time itself into manageable chunks, making the past, present, and future mere suggestions.

Side effects of using the Chronos Splitter Watch may include:

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
• Uncontrollable urge to reorganize historical events
• Temporary blindness to the concept of personal responsibility
• Inability to keep track of time (literally)

Use with caution! Or not. We're not really sure.

For more information, see our FAQ: