Time Traveling Tips
Don't forget your Chrono-Coffee
Before embarking on a time-traveling adventure, make sure you've got your chrono-coffee in hand. It's like regular coffee, but with a time-traveling twist. It's got a slightly bitter taste and a 30% chance of temporal displacement.
Important Time Traveling Safety Tips
- Don't travel back in time to a time when you were still in diapers.
- Avoid the 1970s, they're a real mess.
- Don't trust anyone who says 'I'm your friend from the future.'