Time Traveling 101
Time traveling is a delicate art, much like juggling chainsaws while reciting iambic pentameter. First, you'll need to understand the fundamental principles of chrono-temporal mechanics.
Start by familiarizing yourself with the Chrono-Sphere – our universe's governing force field. Then, brush up on Time-Space Coordinate Systems to avoid getting lost in the fabric of reality.
For the more adventurous traveler, we recommend consulting the Paradox Management guide to minimize the risk of disrupting local timelines.
And, of course, don't forget to pack your Time-Traveling Essentials kit, which includes but not limited to:
- A good supply of chrono-sandwiches
- Temporal sunscreen (SPF 3000)
- A pocket watch that doesn't actually work