Paradox-toque: A Time-Traveling Chef's Guide
Welcome to Paradox-toque, the ultimate guide for time-traveling chefs who want to cook their way through the ages. With our comprehensive guide, you'll be able to whip up dishes that'll make even the most discerning food critics weep with envy.
Recipe for Time-Traveler
A recipe that's out of this world! Literally.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Chronos' Time-Dimensional Quark Soup
- 1/2 cup of Quantum Foam (don't worry, it's a free radical!)
- 3 tablespoons of Chrono-Salt (harvested from the salt mines of Atlantis)
- 1/4 cup of Temporal Tenderizer (a special ingredient that'll make your dish go from 0 to 60 in no time)
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a temporal blender.
- Pour the mixture into a time-traveling tureen.
- Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7.3 seconds.
- Serve with a side of chrono-sauce.
Enjoy your dish, traveler!
Or, you know, don't. I mean, it's not like time-traveling is going to mess with your stomach or anything.