Welcome to the Time Traveler's Guide to Contranities

Contranities: the art of traveling through time while maintaining a healthy disregard for the space-time continuum.

Contranites have always been fascinated by the concept of time travel. But unlike those boring, stodgy time travelers who insist on visiting ancient Egypt or the Wild West, we contranites prefer to visit the really interesting eras: Ancient Sumeria, The Disco Era, The Dark Ages (the ones that were actually dark), or The Era of Really Bad Puns.

But be warned: time travel is a serious business, and not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or liver.

For those interested in visiting our featured destinations, please click the following links:

• Ancient Sumeria: Land of the Two Rivers
• The Disco Era: Where Everyone Wore Polyester and Spandex
• The Dark Ages: Because You Thought Your High School Years Were Dark?
• The Era of Really Bad Puns: Where the Puns Were So Bad, They Were Good