We use the power of chronosynclastic inflection to create pastries that defy the laws of physics and logic. Our croissants are crispy on the inside and outside, but somehow still exist in multiple parallel universes at once. Our cakes are simultaneously rising and falling, and our pies are both hot and cold.
But be warned, our baked goods come with a side of mind-bending consequences. Consuming them may cause your perception of reality to become severely distorted. Prolonged consumption may lead to a loss of grip on the timestream.
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