ChronoTheory

Welcome to the ChronoTheory Institute, where time is not just a dimension, but a dimensionally-challenged dimension.

Our researchers have been studying the fabric of time for centuries, and we've come to a few conclusions:

  1. Time is not a linear concept, it's actually more like a sad trombone.
  2. The past, present, and future are all just different types of regret.
  3. Time travel, when done correctly, is just like taking a bus to the past, but with more turbulence.

Subpage: Time Traveler's Handbook

For those brave souls who wish to defy the space-time continuum, we've put together a comprehensive guide:

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Stay tuned for more updates from the ChronoTheory Institute, where time is not just a dimension, but a dimensionally-challenged dimension.

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