Time is a human invention. So is Chronosynthesis. It's a machine that makes time go faster, slower, and occasionally in weird, unpredictable ways. Don't ask us why. Our scientists are still trying to figure it out.
Features:
- Fast-forward button: Because who needs breakfast in the morning, anyway?
- Slow-motion mode: Perfect for watching paint dry, or that one relative's awkward family gatherings.
- Random Time Warp: Because, honestly, it's just more fun this way.
- Time Loop: Because Groundhog Day was just the beginning.
Side Effects:
- May cause spontaneous combustion of nearby clocks.
- May result in spontaneous reorganization of your sock drawer.
- May lead to an existential crisis of epic proportions.
- May cause your cat to start wearing a watch.