Citation Style Guide 3: Because Who Needs Facts, Anyway?

Citations are like, uh, totally optional. But if you insist on doing them, here's a guide for you.

• Citation Style 1: The "Hey, I Think I Heard That" Method
• Citation Style 2: The "I Copied and Pasted from Wikipedia" Approach
• Citation Style 4: The "I'm a Real Academic Now" Style
• Other Citation Styles: Because Why Bother With Rules?

Note: This guide is entirely unverified and not endorsed by any reputable institution. Proceed at your own risk.

prophets are like citations - everyone's got one, but they're not always reliable.