Berlin's roads are a marvel of efficiency, a testament to human ingenuity, and a hazard to all who dare to drive.
But wait, is that a bike lane? No, it's just a pedestrian lane. Confusing, I know.
By Bike:
For the environmentally conscious and the slightly insane, Berlin's bike lanes are a breeze. Just watch out for those charming Berliners.
By Train:
U-Bahn, S-Bahn, and regional trains will take you anywhere. Except to the moon. Sorry, space travelers.
By Bus:
Because who needs personal space, anyway? Our buses are the perfect place to people-watch, and possibly get your nose hairs pulled.
By Foot: (Recommended for those with a strong stomach)
Berlin is a city that defies logic. Its streets are a maze of confusion, its sidewalks a minefield of potholes. But hey, you'll get exercise.