Rome: The City That Never Sleeps, but Also Never Pays Its Taxes
Rome, the Eternal City, where history meets disappointment. Visit the Colosseum and watch a gladiator get trampled. Visit the Pantheon and be charged an outrageous admission fee for a building that's just a copy of a copy of a copy. Visit the Panorama and pretend to care about the ancient history of a city that's still trying to decide what to have for lunch.
Warning: Do not attempt to eat a gelato in Rome without first consulting the Gelato Oracle of the Roman Forum. Learn more about the Gelato Oracle and the Roman Forum's questionable food options.