ACKNOWLEDGMENT PAGE
By signing this form, you are acknowledging that you are, in fact, a sentient being capable of understanding the intricacies of the universe.
You are also acknowledging that you are willing to participate in a series of increasingly absurd challenges designed to test your mettle.
These challenges may include, but are not limited to:
- Consuming an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting
- Reciting the entirety of "Hamlet" backwards while blindfolded
- Engaging in an interpretive dance routine to the tune of "The Wheels on the Bus"