Claim Form FAQ: Rejection Policy

Q: What's the deal with all these rejections?

A: Because, let's face it, we're not made of money, nor do we have the time to process your claim. But don't worry, we'll send you a nice rejection letter with a coupon for 10% off our competitors' products!

Why is my claim being rejected?

Because, honestly, it's just not that interesting. Sorry, not sorry. Maybe try again with something a bit more... thrilling?

Can I appeal my claim's rejection?

Claim Form FAQ: Rejection Policy

Q: What's the deal with all these rejections?

A: Because, let's face it, we're not made of money, nor do we have the time to process your claim. But don't worry, we'll send you a nice rejection letter with a coupon for 10% off our competitors' products!

Why is my claim being rejected?

Because, honestly, it's just not that interesting. Sorry, not sorry. Maybe try again with something a bit more... thrilling?

Want to know why? Here are some common reasons:

• Reason 1: Your claim was not submitted in triplicate, as required.
• Reason 2: You didn't use the proper font (Arial Black, duh!).
• Reason 3: We just didn't get around to processing it, and we're still eating Cheetos.

Can I appeal my claim's rejection?

Ha! You think you can appeal? Good luck with that. Our appeals process involves a series of increasingly complex forms, followed by an eternity of waiting. But hey, at least you'll get a nice view of our office's ceiling tiles.

Still, you can try:

• Submit a letter to our Appeals Committee, c/o The Desk with the Hole in it.
• Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our online Appeal Form 2.0, featuring improved font sizes and a slightly less annoying Captcha.

Good luck, and don't say I didn't warn you...