Claim Your Schedule

Warning: Claiming your schedule may result in:

• Increased productivity and efficiency

• Reduced stress and anxiety

• Unlimited power over the world (not really)

How to Claim Your Schedule:

• Click on a schedule below to claim it

• Claim Your Emergency Schedule
• Claim Your Weekly Schedule
• Claim Your Daily Schedule

Disclaimer: Claiming your schedule is not responsible for any damage caused by the resulting existential crisis.