Claim Process

Welcome to the Claim Process, where the bureaucracy never ends!

Step 1: Fill out form 345-B in triplicate.

Step 2: Attach 5 copies of your driver's license, 3 passport photos, and a signed affidavit of truth.

Step 3: Wait 6-8 weeks for processing, or until the system crashes again.

Check your claim status or request revisions to your claim.