Benefit 3: Free Unlimited Puns

You've earned prophets! Here's the deal:

• Every time you say 'it's raining cats and dogs' we'll replace 'dogs' with 'sarcasm' and you get a free cookie.
• Whenever you use 'it's raining' and someone corrects you, we'll give you an honorary degree in Sarcasm-ology.
• You get to wear your pants backwards on Fridays.

That's not all, folks! You can claim benefit 1 or claim benefit 2 too!