You have reached the esteemed Claim Your Coffee institution, a bastion of bureaucratic red tape and tedious form filling.
To claim your coffee, you will need to fill out the following form, which will take approximately 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds to complete.
Once you've finished, please wait 6-8 weeks for your coffee to be processed.
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