Congratulations, you've stumbled into the most epic schedule ever created. This is your emergency schedule, a backup plan for the inevitable apocalypse.
Below are the key events that will save you from certain doom. Click on a date to see more details:
Don't forget to bookmark this page for easy access during the impending catastrophe!
Disclaimer: This schedule is subject to change without notice, but let's be real, it's not like it matters.