The Claims Registry: A Database of Dubious Demands

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Welcome to the Claims Registry, where the absurd and the bizarre are taken seriously.

Here are some notable claims that have been lodged:

Claim 001: "I demand to be a professional snail trainer"

A local resident claims to have a unique ability to communicate with snails and demands to be recognized as a certified snail trainer.

Learn more about snail training certification

Claim 002: "I was abducted by aliens, but they were nice"

A self-proclaimed UFO abductee claims to have been taken on board a friendly spaceship, but the aliens in question just wanted to borrow some sugar.

Read about the aliens' return for the sugar

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Remember, we're taking all claims seriously (but not too seriously).

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