No. Don't waste your life savings on that.
We're a clairvoyant, not a psychic. We have no information on your neighbor's cat's favorite snack.
Our services are not meant to be used for political gain (or loss).
We have no idea what the stars are trying to tell us, but we do know it's not "you will find love" for our server.
Tips from a Real Clairvoyant (tm)