Clairvoyance FAQ

Q: Can you really predict the lottery numbers?

No. Don't waste your life savings on that.

Q: Will you tell me who will win the next big game show?

We're a clairvoyant, not a psychic. We have no information on your neighbor's cat's favorite snack.

Q: Can I get advice on who to vote for?

Our services are not meant to be used for political gain (or loss).

Q: Can I get a horoscope?

We have no idea what the stars are trying to tell us, but we do know it's not "you will find love" for our server.

Tips from a Real Clairvoyant (tm)