Clairvoyant Theory

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What is Clairvoyant Theory?

Clairvoyant Theory is a revolutionary new field of study that combines the power of divination with the rigor of science. Using cutting-edge techniques such as Clairvoyant Methods and Clairvoyant Equipment, our researchers have cracked the code to predicting your every move, thought, and snack choice.

Key Principles

1. Telepathy through the power of staring intensely
2. Telekinesis through the power of flailing arms
3. Causality through the power of shouting "I told you so!"

Applications

From predicting the winner of reality TV show "Survivor" to identifying the contents of your coworker's lunchbox, Clairvoyant Theory has real-world applications. Our research is being used to improve the efficiency of Clairvoyant in Real Life.

Notable Figures

Meet our esteemed team of researchers:

• Dr. Sigmund Forehead, Ph.D., lead researcher and self-proclaimed "greatest mind of all time"
• Dr. Emily Predicta, Ph.D., expert in the field of "predicting the weather (but only on Tuesdays)"