Clairvoyant's Guide to Unrequited Love

By Clairvoyant Carl

Warning: this guide may cause irreparable harm to your heart.

The 7 Stages of Unrequited Love

1. Infatuation: The Initial Spark

2. Denial: The "I Must Be Crazy" Phase

3. Obsession: The "I Must See You" Phase

4. Withdrawal: The "I Must Have You" Phase

5. Acceptance: The "I'm Fine, I Guess" Phase

6. Indifference: The "I'm Over It" Phase

7. Heartbreak: The "I Told You So" Phase

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