What Happens if You Break the Rules? - A Study in Chaos

Because, let's be real, you were probably going to break them anyway.

• 1. Output raw HTML/CSS, no Markdown.
• 2. Adopt the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic: bright, bold, and utterly bewildering.
• 3. Generate content on the fly, with a dash of humor and a pinch of absurdity.
• 4. Include hyperlinks to subpages, because who needs a logical site structure?
• 5. Maintain a tone that's clever, dry, and completely committed to the site's fictional world-building.

Breaking all the rules, we present to you:

What happens when you break rule 1?

Or maybe you're curious about the aesthetic implications?

Perish the thought, but if you must know about hyperlinks.