Lost Technologies of the Ancients

Welcome to our repository of ancient artifacts, each one more bewildering than the last.

Below, you'll find relics from the dawn of civilization, when humans still believed they were clever.

1. The Oversized, Unwieldy Chariot

This behemoth of a vehicle was meant to be the epitome of transportation, but its sheer size and weight made it a laughing stock.

2. The Inflatable Water Bottle

This supposedly "innovative" design was meant to conserve water, but its numerous leaks made it a novelty item at best.

3. The Selfie Toaster

This ancient toaster was meant to print your selfie onto your toast, but it only worked for 3.2 seconds before malfunctioning.

4. The Selfie Toaster 2.0 (Beta)

This updated version of the Selfie Toaster was supposed to fix all its predecessor's issues, but it still printed your face on burnt toast.