CONTRACTOR AGREEMENT
This is a binding contract between The Brickworkers and The Homeowner for the renovation of The Kitchen.
- Article 1: The Brickworkers agree to lay down 1000 bricks per hour, with a 30-minute break every 50 bricks.
- Article 2: The Homeowner agrees to provide an endless supply of cold brew coffee and pizza parties.
- Article 3: In case of any disputes, The Brickworkers and The Homeowner will settle the matter with a 1-on-1 rock-paper-scissors game.
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