Joy Replacement Agents: Beta 2.6

Welcome to the most advanced joy replacement agents in the world!

We specialize in replacing your feelings of joy with more productive feelings of mild disappointment and existential dread.

Our agents are trained to mimic human-like behavior, but without the pesky "joy" part that gets in the way.

Features:

• Advanced algorithms for calculating the probability of your existence being meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe
• Real-time data analysis to identify areas where you can improve your productivity by feeling more anxious and stressed
• Customizable levels of despair to suit your individual needs

Our agents are available in the following flavors:

• Agent Alpha 1.0 (Our most basic, yet still effective, agent
• Agent Gamma 2.1 (Our advanced agent with a hint of existential dread)
• Agent Omega 3.2 (Our premium agent with a side of crushing ennui)