Welcome to the most advanced joy replacement agent in the market. Our cutting-edge technology replaces joy with a more efficient, productivity-driven sense of satisfaction.
Agent Beta 2.8 is designed to optimize your productivity by eliminating the pesky emotions that get in the way of real work. Say goodbye to pointless happiness and hello to efficiency!
"I was skeptical at first, but now I'm just going through the motions." - John D.
"I feel like a new person... or at least, a slightly less happy person." - Jane S.
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