We've all been there: stuck in a sea of joy, unable to escape the crushing weight of happiness. That's why we've developed the revolutionary new Our Approach to replacing joy with a more tolerable emotional state.
Our team of expert Joy Replacement Agents (JRAs) are trained to analyze your emotional spectrum and identify areas for improvement. We'll work with you to develop a customized Our Strategies for Emotional Mediocrity that will leave you feeling fine, but not great - a more achievable goal for the modern age.
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