Overpriced Caviar

Luxury Food for the Discerning Gourmet

Welcome to Overpriced Caviar, where the art of fine dining meets the science of extortionate pricing. Our caviar is sourced from the finest sturgeons, sustainably harvested and hand-packed in artisanal jars. Each serving is a delicate balance of flavor and fiscal responsibility.

Our current specials:

• 1000-Year-Old Caviar - Aged to perfection, this caviar is harvested from the last remaining sturgeon of its kind.
• Subsistence Caviar - For the modern gourmet on a budget, still packed with all the fixin's.
• Organic Caviar - Farce - Our take on sustainable, locally sourced caviar for the environmentally conscious.

Visit our Price List for more information on our various product lines.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Caviar Tasting Experience - a guided tour of our caviar varieties and the science behind the pricing.