Project: Neo-Brutalist Empire
We have achieved 87.5% of our goal, and we're still on track to meet our deadline!
Here are some highlights from the past quarter:
- We've added 10 new servers, each with 1000 GB of storage and a 4x4px black border.
- We've hired 5 new employees, each with a degree in Neo-Brutalist Theory and a passion for bold, unsmoothed typography.
- We've increased our coffee budget by 200% to ensure the team stays fueled and focused.