Project 1 Progress Report

Current Status:

As of yesterday, the project is 37% complete. Our team of highly skilled professionals is working tirelessly to bring it to 50% completion.

Major Milestones:

• Week 1: Created a document with lots of bullet points.
• Week 2-5: Did nothing.
• Week 6-10: Realized the document was wrong, deleted it, and started over.

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