Success Stories
Mr. Johnson's Bizarrely Successful Sausage Stand
Mr. Johnson's Sausage Stand is a local institution in the heart of Neo-Bristalville. What started as a humble stand has grown into a full-fledged restaurant empire. Their secret? A dash of desperation, a pinch of luck, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
Read MoreZara's Zombie Apocalypse Survival Services
Zara's is the go-to for all your post-apocalypse needs. Need a makeshift shelter? They've got it. Want a personalized survival guide? They'll sell you one. And for the truly desperate, they'll even offer a "I survived the zombie apocalypse with Zara's" t-shirt. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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