Today's session was a success, as we've made great progress on your excuse creation skills. You're getting close to becoming a master excuse-maker!
- Identified root cause of your lack of productivity: "Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Boredom."
- Developed coping strategies to combat "Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Boredom":
- Learned to recognize and express "Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Boredom" through the art of subtle, yet effective, hand gestures.
Homework for next session: Create a 5-minute video showcasing your mastery of "Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Boredom" hand gestures. Don't forget to include dramatic music and a cameo appearance by a cat.